Sunday, September 29, 2002

.....whoa the pain whoa the pain of it all, "Walking" the silent bringer of pain. Most of the world is unaware of the earth shattering pain that walking can bring to those who aren't careful. I am here to tell you "watch out" you could be headed to work at
Tim Hortons first thing in the morning "walking" and find yourself slipping on the stairs and unable to bend or move. That was what happened to me this morning and now i can't bend or sit for too long. Walking isn' the innocent action that you all know. Ignorance to this fact is how people find themselves braking something or hurting themeselves "Walking". It is the most common cause of accident its not as innocent as you think "be aware" before you stand up and take that first step....

The 5 most common accidents related to walking (These are true things that have happened to me on several occasions):
5. Being hit in the head by projectiles such as frisbees or large rocks (while walking is not solely responsible for this one it plays its part as one of the factors)
4.Tripping on the side of your foot (not over something). Your own feet could cause you to fall and twist your ankle so watch out!
3. Walking into a walls, doorknobs or other obstructions (You may think this is silly, but it does happen)
2. Sliding on slick surfaces, ie. Stairs which are icy (I am a witness to this one)
1. It's just to painful and gruesome to state this accident, but i will tell you one thng it has something to do with walking.

Anyways I am off to sleep and get hopped up on some pain killers that are for my back which I hurt "WALKING"

Later,
Erika ;o)

Saturday, August 31, 2002

.....For some (well like the two peeps who visit my silly site), you my be looking at my site's guestbook wondering what in the world is a "Timmy Ho". Is it a ho who is pimped by Timmy? One of the ho's that little Timmy frequents on 8th street. For you non Dawson Creek citizens 8th street is the infamous home of dawson's ho's. For those of you who defined a Timmy Ho as such, it very well is not and a scold you for thinking in such a upsetting perverted manner....(didn't that sound snobby and proper, I was thinking in a posh british accent while typing that piece, wait i am side tracking back to the point.) My Special Edition of Erika's Imaginary Dictionary's definition of the term is:

Timmy Ho: noun ; 1. A server of coffee and other beverages, baked goods, soups and sandwiches; 2. A female worker of the mighty Tim Horton's Chain; 3. One who must be always fresh; Sentence: "The Timmy Ho threw out a pot of coffee after 20 minutes"; Antomyns; Robin's Ho, Country Style Ho, Dunkins Ho (all which are poser names for Timmy Ho's are the shit, the real deal in the always fresh business of donuts and coffee.)

....now that you visitors of my wonderful site know what a Timmy Ho is enlighten your friends with your new knowledge....for Timmy ho's know best

Later,
Erika ;o)




Monday, August 19, 2002

....I don't have any idea of what to say tonight and i haven't written in a long time....so i'll make a list of the...
TOP 6 REASONS WHY "DAWSON CREEK, BC" SHOULD BE CALLED A 'TOWN' NOT A 'CITY'

6. The automobile of choice is a pickup...
5. We have a Joey's Price$mart (whose ever heard of a Joey's?)
4. Tourists only come here because its on the way to Alaska.
3. We have a movie theatre that plays one movie at a time (long after it has been released)
2.The fact that we have no shoestore, musicstore or bookstore.
1. There is nothing here, hence the fact we are called 'MILE ZERO'!

I am sorry this is a stupid entry but I am out of ideas for now......

Wednesday, August 14, 2002

I am sitting here infront of my computer wondering..."What the hell am I still doing up?"...it's like 2 in the freaking morning and I have to work tommorow morning, why am I not sleeping. I know why because I am fixing this blogspot thing, duh. :p. So what did I do today? Well, I took Tracie shopping. That's what! We had a day on the town frequenting Dawson Creek's lovely town and businesses....and the no existant shopping mecca. She got a Rusty wallet and $19 for her birthday. I hope she enjoys it. Am I even making sense right now? I know not! Again, it's freaking 2:10 in the morning....When I was Shad this would have been a sensible hour, but back in good ol' D.C. I am the only one still up. Sheesh....
Shout out there to anyone how reads this. Do you think I am crazy yet? A little weird? Well, first hi Christina, Tracie, Danielle, Tara. You already know I am bizarre....but not as weird as our foody friend ha Trace? (Christina for you that means the Pop...i hope you can complete that word with -ester-, get it). Anyways, I am going to be shit tired if I don't get to bed....sign my guest book.
Later,
Erika ;o)